Dinosaurs That Didn't Make the Cut

Aedidiosaurus... excited predator which eventually starved to death due to its inability to focus on one prey at a time; possessing the attention span of a prehistoric firefly (fire-breathing insects with four foot wingspans, a distant cousin)

Agoraphobiadon... timid, introverted dinosaur quickly died off, as scores of hatch-lings died of shock and sensory overload after leaving the safety of its nest.

Brachsosaurus... one of two dinosaurs whose sweet chocolaty flesh was highly sought after by carnivores - the other being the Samplerosaurus; habitat: Candy Mountain

Itchyosaurus... omnivore; earliest of all extinct dinosaurs; purported to pretend to have a rash to scare off predators... didn't work against the infamous Schollsasorus Rex, M.D.

Megaballosaurus... opportunistic eater; this dinosaur fought with such tenacity that it's opponent had odds of winning 1 out of 175,230,313

Moronosaurus... feebly minded carnivore whose only documented fossilized remains included  eight white egg-shaped smooth stones in a bed of petrified straw

Nomnomadon... zombie dinosaur (if I have to explain it, you're too old)

Stegoboreus... terrible lizard whose vocal patterns incite sleep, zoning and coma before sucumbing and being eaten alive, sort of

Triseveraltops... vain and shallow herbivore which spent much of it's time grooming itself near reflecting pools and picking flowers for its horns than eating... and subsequently died off to fit a pair of skinny jeans









~RNS, yeah I had some time to kill (once)